Haydn: Knock! Knock!
You: Who's there?
Haydn: I'm a pileup.
You: (say it out loud)
Now laugh out loud! HAHAHAHAHA
In an attempt to get out of going to school: Alek Says: I love you more than school. So I say: I love you more than light sabers. He says: I love you more that movies. I say: I love you more that legos. He says: I love you more that pizza & ice cream I say: I love you more than PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE! I win!